Weekly Rant 03-29-20

   This week saw a slew of bad Chinese Bat Soup Flu news. From historic jobless claims in the millions due to our shuttered economy to the ever rising numbers of CV-19 cases and deaths in the U.S. and around the world, things are starting to look bleak indeed. It’s also not helping matters that many of us are essentially confined to our homes for at least another month. And just when you thought the mounting misery General Tso’s Sicken is causing was getting grim, along comes The Pandemic Pep Squad of our garbage media and the DemocraTraitors to make things worse.
   For 4 years now, from Stormy, to taxes, to emoluments, to Russia, Russia, Russia and Ukraine, the Dem-Media Complex has relentlessly and unsuccessfully thrown everything they could at Donald J Trump to try and destroy him. The Ukraine hoax began the very day after the Mueller scam crashed and burned. And once their ShamPeachment imploded they immediately latched on to the Wuhan Flu to try and take down Orange Man Bad.
   First, he was a xenophobe for halting flights from China back in January, (and thereby saving thousands of American lives.) Then he was raaacist for naming the virus for it’s point of origin. Now it’s apparently Trump’s fault that this week’s Darwin Award winners died from self-medicating with a fish tank additive that sounded like the name of a promising treatment for the ChiComm plague he’d mentioned. (As if the guy wasn’t going to die from extreme stupidity, anyway.) Trump said nitroglycerin is a great heart medicine. I don’t have any angina, but I’m going to make sure I don’t get any by taking this bottle of nitro I found in a lab. Here, let me put it in my blender first to make sure it is mixed thoroughly. The Enemedia continues to try to panic the country by salaciously pushing doomsday scenarios and censoring any potential positive news lest it add to Agent Orange’s rising popularity. As Kurt Schlichter wrote: “Someday, an expert is going to write the definitive book on the modern American media. That expert will be a proctologist.”
As bad as the media arm of the DNC have been, the elected DemProgFacists were even worse. First, Rancid Nan and UpChuck Schemer held a hurting America hostage for a week while they larded up the $2T relief bill with their Green Wet Dream and their entire Commie Agenda.  “We Need Ventilators!” “People are dying!” “Quick, let’s create new emission standards and fund the Kennedy Center.” Who knew the first case of looting during the COVID crisis would be by Chuck & Nancy? Then we got failed efforts at becoming relevant from Joe-Mentia and Hil-LIAR-y. Through a pathetic and short-lived series of “counter briefings,” the senile, bumbling, incredible shrinking presumptive nominee lashed out at Trump with yet another rambling, word salad criticism, reinforcing why the  doddering old fool must never be let anywhere near the launch codes. Every single proposal Backseat Driver Biden made was something Trump was already doing or suggesting. I really wish Quid Pro Joe would just concentrate on curing cancer – one thing at a time, Joe. And the bitter drunk from Chappaqua was no better, taking to Twitter to angrily sh!t-post her disdain for our country by celebrating our rising death toll. Because nothing says, “I want to be your champion” like cheering on a pandemic.
   Which brings us to the would-be DemTyrants who are not only blaming PDJT for their own failings, but also using their newly seized emergency powers to abridge our Constitutional rights. First up was the new Dem hero and odds-on favorite to replace Decrepit Joe at the Convention – Prince Andrew Cuomo of the Peoples Republic of NY. Ignoring the Herculean efforts of the Trump admin at building new hospitals and furnishing massive amounts of desperately needed medical supplies and personnel to NY, every day Fredo Sr. has been taking to the airwaves screaming for ever more ventilators. Yet back in 2015 when his task force advised him that in the event of a pandemic, NY would need 16,000 of the life saving devices, the dumber Cuomo brother (and that’s saying something), rejected the notion, opting instead to fund a failed solar energy initiative and create a ventilator rationing plan. Then there’s the “genius” mayors of New Orleans and NYC, who castigate the president that their cities are now WuFlu epicenters, when Ray Nagin in a dress recklessly encouraged people to celebrate Mardi Gras and Comrade DeBlabbio’s entire administration foolishly urged folks to head to Chinatown for lunar New Year weeks after Trump had closed the border.
   Without a doubt, though, the worst so far has been the predictable use of this crisis by wannabee tin-pot DICK-tators to short circuit the 2A and ban guns in California and yesterday’s despicable  proclamation by DeBlasshole that he was henceforth suspending the 1st Amendment freedoms of religion and assembly. These bastards represent a far bigger threat to our country than the Chinese Virus will ever be. When this is all over, it may well be time to refresh the Tree of Liberty.
   But take heart America – in the midst of all this doom and gloom, there’s a lot of good news and some potentially terriffic news, as well. The Great Toilet Paper Scare of 2020 appears to be over as the unsung heroes of America – the deplorable truckers, farmers and evil corporations that our so-called elites continually sneer at – are stepping up to meet the challenge and keeping our grocery stores well stocked.  The globalist European Union scheme is unraveling before our eyes and the rules “our betters” have been shoving down our throats to combat GlowBull Warming are proving to be extremely dangerous in the face of the pandemic. Also, proving Karma is alive and well, convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein tested positive for CV (although you’d think he’d get Swine Flu instead). So there’s that.
   There’s much to be hopeful about on the medical front, as well. The Oxford epidemiologist whose models terrified the world with predictions of millions dead now says his doomsday scenarios were WAY OFF! The American people overwhelmingly approve of team Trump’s handling of the crisis and due to his slashing of red tape trials for two potentially game-changing treatments for the virus are already well underway in NY. Testing is ramping up big time and we should have a clear picture of where we stand in a couple of weeks, so hang in there. Besides, no matter how bad things might get, at least you’re not poor Jennifer!