So there I was, watching the Right Angle on some lefty hypocrite moving his money to Cyprus. Scott took off his glasses and something struck me, he looked very familiar. Well, of course he does, I see his face several times a week and have been watching him and Steve and Bill for years, but this was different, with his magnificent facial topiary he reminded me of someone.
Then it came to me.
Nicholas Alexandrovich Romanov, Tsar of All Russia! Now, the MSM would have us believe that Nicholas II was murdered and martyred by Marxists at Yekaterinburg in 1918, but was he? Does he live on, carrying on the fight against Bolshevism in the guise of a mild mannered YouTuber? Is Scott’s Pennsylvania Dutch ancestry a cover for a much more easterly origin? Is our much admired webmaster actually HRH Prince Philip’s first cousin once removed?
Or am I just being fooled by the beard and hairline? Scott’s eyes certainly have a steely quality absent from His Imperial Majesty’s, but Scott lives in the Great State of Texas, where, as I understand it, a steely gaze is a legal requirement for anyone over the age of six months. My research has certainly established that Scott and Tsar Nicholas have never been seen on the same room together…
Expect to see Zachary Quinto or William Shatner hosting a programme on this sometime soon…
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Great stuff! But I think he looks more like Lord Grantham–I mean, Hugh Bonneville.
Scott looks good in all that regalia. Of course, he doesn’t look bad in his regular clothes. As people say when I put on a suit, “He cleans up well.”
Excellently done –this was great! Long Live Tsar Scott I !! Root out the Bolsheviks!
Funny, just a couple of days ago I was thinking how Scott’s facial hair was getting a bit Cossacky…