Many of you might be wondering where our heroes are this week and why we have not yet seen any Right Angle or Bill Whittle Now shows. Well using my top of the line reporting skills (which I assure you at bare minimum cross the threshhold of CNN’s standards), I have just uncovered information that Joseph R Biden saaw last weeks episodes and feared what effect this might on his chances of stealing the White House were people to be exposed to another set of episodes. To put it in other words, the BIG GUY was not having any of it!
As such, before Bill, Steve, and Scott could do a show this week, they were attacked by a mob a latte wielding liberals. Although our heroes did their best to fend the mob off, the sheer level of beta male testosterone in the room was too much for them to bare and they are now all being treated for the heart attacks they quickly succumbed too after four hours of uncontrollable laughter. We the members of BillWhittle.com should wish our heroes a speedy recovery!
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According to my sources, during the fracas when our heroes were laughing, Natasha came out to see what was going on and decided to take some photos. The soy boys saw the camera and yelled “F***! A gun! Run!” Sadly, Natasha did not get any photos of the incident that lived up to her standards. They moved too fast.
Reports of the demise of the men of Right Angle have been greatly exaggerated. [spoiler title=”What really happened?”] Joe Biden didn’t snuff us, he merely sniffed us. [/spoiler]
Monkey boys are in the facility. Joe Biden must lose. The Donald must win.
Biden can’t even walk his dogs without getting physically hurt. I’m sure that Bill, Scott, and Steve can handle any number of soy latte drinking beta male assassination attempts.
But where are they really?
Probably taking a well-deserved hiatus from the likes of irreverent smart asses like me. š
Wait … what? It’s not about me? Who knew? :-O
There will be no “bare” forms of “male testosterone” allowed on this site today. There are new members in the room, and it is uncertain that they are ready for such displays.
That said, the “BIG GUY” has nothing — let alone “it.” His handlers are still struggling to figure out how to hide the string they use to control that corpse.
I know where that string is , and I don’t think anyone really wants to pull it. Ewwww.
Sorry everyone, but David tee’ d it up so nicely I had to go there.
Really. Sorry.
Thank you. I was a little worried.
You’re welcome. I try. Wait … what? You don’t believe my sincerity? I’m shocked!
I certainly wish them a speedy recovery. Been breathlessly awaiting a new backstage.
I only today learned that Bill can fire lasers from those steely eyes.
And Scott is an expert at improvising weapons out of Vodka. And not just Malotov Cocktails.
Well, he IS a steely-eyed missile-man.
Breaking: I’ve also just been informed that one of the latte wielding assassins is in talks with hired counsel to consider pursuing litigation against Scott Ott. Apparently at some point in the scuffle, the latte wielding thug tried to punch Scott in the mouth, but the moment his fists collided with Scott’s beard, he suffered multiple fractures.
I hit the wrong thumb and almost down voted you.
Sorry about that.