Associated Press: Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube…and POTUS Elections. Why?

Youtube, the new rule maker for public discourse, has begun over the last few weeks to place qualifiers at the bottom of videos it deems to be “misleading”. One of those qualifiers is a statement that reads “The AP has called the Presidential race for Joe Biden. See more on Google.”

This is posed as a means of contending that The AP is above reproach and cannot be doubted. Bill Whittle has already mentioned that the media is not constitutionally appointed to announce the President Elect. This matters little to those attempting a takeover. So, YouTube has appointed the AP as the agency of arbitration and record for its platform…And for elections.

The Associated Press [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] must, then, be a pristine, unimpeachable entity.  Why, they must have never so much as breathed the unwholesome fumes of internal scandal wafting on a far flung breeze. 

Except for the time that they worked with the Nazi party, and that other time that they worked with the North Korean regime in deals to have access while supplying photos and resources for propaganda.  Not to worry, though, the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] defended itself by claiming that they only acted as a means to demoralize Jews and further propaganda under pressure from Nazis. One cannot expect honesty while politicians are pressuring a news agency! That whole North Korea thing? They deftly swatted down ideas that it was yielding to state powers by not answering questions about it with any clarity. Problem solved. The AP said it (sort of), so, it must be okay.

Hey, what about that Christopher Newton guy? You know, the AP journalist that fabricated people in order to have sources so that he could also lie about fabricated organizations, so that he could have stories to write for the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections]. Mr. Newton spent a couple of years pumping fiction into the AP before something like a real journalist alerted Newton’s bosses that their journalist was fabricating on an industrial level. Two years of homemade fiction biscuits and the top brass at the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] could not taste the slightest hint of untruth? I wonder how they run their kitchen.

Let us not forget Mark Lavie. Mark was a correspondent for the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] and he asserted that they leaned a little too heavy on the side of Palestinian sympathies. Matti Friedman, an Israeli-Canadian reporter seemed to bolster this idea when he spoke of the AP dumping his article about the slander that Israel received from so called human right organizations.

And there is more, from attacking fair use of material by bloggers, to cropping an African Climate Change zealot out of a picture with two white Climate Change cheerleaders. All of this the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] claims the moral high ground in and denies ill intent.

There it is, truth seekers. The AP must be trusted. It cannot fail. It is absolutely trustworthy…Except for all of that stuff and more. Therefore, when YouTube tells you to accept the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections], you can rest assured that they only chose a news agency that would not bow to political pressure, would check its stories with fanatical circumspection, would never hide or taint truths for aesthetic or ideological purposes.

Also,  I have heard through an imaginary source that the AP [Agency of Arbitration & Record For YouTube and POTUS Elections] is offering a special deal on Colorado beach front property. Anyone who buys what they are selling is in for a shock. Call now, political operatives are standing by.