August, 2022…
Nancy to Paul Pelosi…”OK Paul. Here’s the deal. I’ll get you off scot free from this whole drunk driving debacle with no jail time, but you owe me a favor. You’re gonna have to take one for the team at some point.”
“Paul Pelosi avoids more jail time as he pleads guilty to 1 count in California DUI case” (Fox News, August 23, 2022, Ronn Blitzer, Jessica Chasmar)
https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-avoids-more-jail-time-he-pleads-guilty-one-count-california-dui-case
October, 2022…Dems looking to lose midterms badly…
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Paul Pelosi: ” Let me use the bathroom first while I call the police. OK. OK. I’m ready. We need to make this look real. Just don’t hit me too hard.”
[Pelosi braces for impact]
WHACK!
Unknown assailant: “Oops.”
In a panic, unknown assailant uses the hammer to break the glass door and exit thus explaining the glass on the ground outside the house.
I’ll take that detective position now thanks.
5 replies on “What Really Happened at the Pelosi House…”
Funny how the Katie Hobbs break in, with the media poised to blame Kari Lake….and the Pelosi version Tonya Harding “incident” happened only days apart.
Paraphrasing Austin Powers Dr. Evil…”An October surprise….perhaps?”
I have a suspicion that the Pelosi’s were looking for yet another grievance minority to add to the party. What’s next after homosexuals, pedophiles and transvestites’? The militant nudists fits the bill. The police report indicated that there were more people there than the assailant and Paul Pelosi. Was Nancy scheduled to be there but got delayed. After first contact with the naked fanatics, did someone on the DNC try to back out but their already in the gate. Did the militant nudists muscle man take it badly. Were the police unable to act because other guests, who had apparently let them in, were a distraction. The assailants girl friend/ cult leader Gypsy Taub can be a bit of a distraction and is very well known to police.
The police claim the Paul Pelosi had the hammer at the start but was disarmed and beaten. Who has a hammer handy in the house? Was it a meat tenderizer?
It does sound to me like the Pelosi’s invited in the maddest group in town and suffered the consequences.
I must admit on hearing what details have come out so far, the first thing that struck me was it sounded like a trick gone wrong. Who could blame Paul for seeking solace with someone other than Nancy?
No there is no other indication that Pelosi or DePape are homosexual or bisexual. Its about politics.