“May we see your papers, please, comrade?”
The latest diktat in governor Gretchen Whitmer’s attempt to destroy Michigan and control every last bit of its citzens’ lives has been issued. Bars and restaurants in the state will now be required to collect the names and phone numbers of their customers, so the state can do WuFlu contact tracing. This crackdown comes as a result of the 2% of COVID-19 cases that have been traced to such establishments so far.
Patrons are to be refused service if they do not cooperate.
It will be down to servers to collect the information. That’s right, Whitmer is pressing waiters, waitresses, and bartenders into service as surveillance agents for the Michigan government.
No penalties other than refusal of service have yet been announced for uncooperative customers. In addition, no protections for servers who face angry customers have been put in place. The same goes for customers who don’t like the idea of giving personal information to strangers with no idea what will be done with that information, and for business owners who don’t want to serve as snitches at the risk of losing customers and income.
It is expected that Lord Whitmer’s cackle will replace all ambient music at all establishments. Eventually the horrific sound will be piped into homes as well. This is intended to scare the virus away.
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Eventually the “emperor” will be thrown down a nuclear reactor shaft by its primary acolyte. It’s just unfortunate how many (businesses?) will die before that actually happens.