California Gov. Gavin Newsom takes control of your holiday festivities with a long list of regulations designed to make this a very Progressive Thanksgiving. The governor’s regulations cover every aspect of the event, from who may come to your house, to the turkey’s journey from the entrance of the alimentary canal to its exit.
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Bill Whittle Network · Have a Progressive Thanksgiving: Gov. Gavin Newsom Takes Control of Your Holiday
36 replies on “Have a Progressive Thanksgiving: Gov. Gavin Newsom Takes Control of Your Holiday”
Gavin Newsom can go pound sand. I have no living relatives and I’m not about to ask my friends to kill one of their relatives so I can come to dinner (although that would be amusing in my circle).
It’s all laughs now but wait until President Biden makes these Executtive orders enforced buy the police/guard.
I’m guessing the safe Thanksgiving dinner will be a Zoom meeting where everyone has their own frozen turkey dinner. (I hear Hungry Man makes pretty good frozen dinners.)
And those frozen dinners will stay frozen because of the rolling blackouts. Or, if they were to really get their way, they wouldn’t be frozen to begin with because there would be no electricity at all.
Gentlemen …. a minor point that you missed elucidating is that the Governor of Kaliphoney has his head so far up his own rectum that he actually believes that all he has to do is open his mouth for everybody, especially himself, to see blue skies!
For Sale: California
Selling one state, fixer-upper. Large, beautiful, amazing scenery.
High in renewable resources: gold, timber, oil hardly been used.
Government broken, populace probably needs replacement as well. Will entertain any reasonable offer. New owner will be responsible for installing fence around entire perimeter as condition of sale.
Contact:
G. Newsom
Sacramento
(cuz we all know he’d sell us out in a heartbeat…)
The problem with all this is that
This could have been the most fun R/A in a long time. I kept laughing and laughing at Bill, fully expecting to take that mask off, but he kept the gag going and going.
I live in California. We’re totally ignoring Newsome. Which, ironically, makes us criminals in the eyes of First Comrade.
Which made me think, when singing is outlawed, only outlaws will sing.
Oh and BTW, sometimes I like to fire up the laptop to watch these shows, you know…on the ‘big screen’. And, this one had a particularly disturbing element to it. A wayward hair boinging about below the chin of that guy on the right. Details I’d have missed watching on my phone…
My house is a mask free zone!
Try wearing a mask all day in a greenhouse during the summer. Yeah.
How can I obtain a lyric sheet for the fabulous Thanksgiving anthem?
You know the tune:
Slinkin’ around in COVID masks
At the distanced turkey fest
Everyone’s silent, stuck outside
As we do our distanced best
Slinkin’ around in COVID masks
Let the total silence fall
Sneak a quick bite of vegan pie
Then be swift to re-hide all
You will make a proper virtue signal when you see
Cousins shiv’ring at the table
Spray the toilet for Aunt Mabel
Slinkin’ around in COVID masks
Have a fearful holiday
Everyone scared of everything
In the Gavin Newsom way!
Sung to the toon of, “Sittin in my socks all day”?
Apologies to Otis Redding.
Have you been spying on me?
Anybody want me to record it? I could to that tomorrow to distract me from The Votination of Doom™.
By the way…there is a guy in northern California somewhere recording covid based parodies using songs we all know. Youtube search Shelter at Home Mixes. He plays all the instruments, sings all the lyrics. The lyrics are biting.
SANITARY MAN (Neil Diamond) How Clean Are Your Gloves (Bee Gees), and Sittin In My Socks All Day (Otis Redding) to name a few. This guy is an amazing talent and I’m one of the very few to see his videos. Let’s blow this guy’s views up!
Start up the fire in the fireplace….grab your spouse or girl friend or guy friend, and listen to this guy’s romantic cover of Boz Skaggs “We’re All Alone”….hilarious.
To the tune of “White Christmas” … ” I’m dreaming of a cooked turkey; one with the dressing on the side. With rolls aplenty, and taters buttered and gravy passed along the way. I’m dreaming of a cooked turkey, along with home made pumpkin pie. May your stomach be full and satisfied! And may all the tryptophan cause sleep. “
So, by Scott’s own words, those of us who proceed with our own life choices — including the refusal to wear a damned, useless cloth or paper mask in public — are “fools.” That sort of careless talk does not convince any rational individual to your cause.
We need to be mingling as human beings so that we may develop a collective resistance to the viruses. To force people into isolation just prolongs both our misery and our collective susceptibility to the viruses. The actual viral statistics do not lie — consider Sweden versus New Mexico:
https://youtu.be/kByKUaLNP6Q
Thanks for the link! I live in California and I’ve NEVER worn a mask yet. I avoid places that require them. I’m over 70, have no comorbidities, and I’ve never been sick that I can remember. Finished my ballot today and Lord Newsom isn’t up for reelection for two more years. What a pity that.
You’re welcome for the link. I find it pleasurable to share intelligent assessments and commentaries.
If I may ask, how do you avoid being evicted from grocery stores when purchasing food? As a resident of New Mexico, I’ve been evicted from stores for not wearing the damnable things “properly.”
I live in a small town. Blessing that!
I hear ya. Towns in Southern New Mexico follow that same pattern in spite of Michelle “Wuhan” Luhan-Grisham’s edicts and televised chastisements from Santa Fe.
Unfortunately, I live a bit further north where all the progressive idiots have congregated.
No Turkey Carols? Thanksgiving is ruined!
Hey Bill. Do you like gladiator movies?
Thank You. My first “Airplane” reference this morning!
…”Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
“Jeepers Mister, no. But I live in California!”
Yes, Steve. People will do that. I’ve seen it. Right here in Texas.
Nothing from Abbott but I think Mayor Addler has issued detailed orders similar to Newsom’s?
Has anyone yet made a video depicting exactly what a Thanksgiving dinner following all these insane orders would look like?
Based on all the funny, creative videos and memes that have come out about the election I would guess that some talented souls will do so. I can’t wait!
California rebelled from Mexico for a lot less.
Good point!
We rebelled from Britain for a lot less.
It’s long past time to toss out the “reigning” politicrats with the tea.
Parliament rebelled for a lot less.
That was the first episode of Right Angle that kept my 2 year old’s attention. He didn’t care much for the thoughtful analysis of Comrade Newsom. However, he was infinitely fascinated with how long Mr. X was going to keep that mask over his entire face.
Well done guys! You were the appropriate amount of salty today!