Of all the perks of having my membership to BillWhittle.com I was not aware of the fine print in the Daily Wire Premium subscription stating that membership to this site automatically voids out my Daily Wire membership, AND MY US CITIZENSHIP. I was made aware of this when I told Andrew Klavan (no “E”s) at Daily Wire Backstage Live about my membership here and he promptly informed me. Be Careful out there and don’t let the Daily Wire know about your membership here. (A flag has been added to protect the identity of the innocent)
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This is intended not to be taken seriously. However, I did actually ask AK if my DW subscriciption would be cancelled and Klavan said “Yes, as well as your US citizenship” Realisticly he had good things to say of Bill and Jeremy Boreing is just an awesome person as well. He had a lot of good things to say of Bill and produced some of his videos.
You wrote his name out! Uh-oh. If you do it two more times he will appear from your mirror and recite the Alphabet to you with silly words and meanings.
I would see him the Monday following and then his kids that afternoon. Luckily his kids can undo the bad effects.
A private contract includes only those things that are of legal intent of which Citizenship cannot be a part. Citizenship is a Federal matter and has nothing to do with memberships in random websites. I suggest checking with legal authorities about this. Either that, or cancel your membership in Daily Wire Premium immediately if not sooner.
I do not belong and never have belonged to a Daily Wire anything. At most, I have taken a look at it and found it almost as split tongue speaking and wanting of content as CNN. In fact, BillWhittle.com is the only website I have a paid membership with.
I might be wrong, but I think the post was satire?
Not at ALL satire. I once watched a Kl***n video. I was bald within an hour and divorced 24 hours after that. There are some websites that are just toxic.
Luckily my hair grew back within a month of my joining BWDC.
I might be satire impaired but I generally respond to actual content rather than to possible satirical content when satire is not made painfully obvious. As they say, your mileage might vary.
Your satire detector needs calibration.
Ixnay on the Ailyday Ireway talk. Dark Lord Klavan has spies everywhere.