From the office Michael E. Horowitz Inspector General
United States Department of Justice:
Inspector General Michael E. Horowitz announced today that at 12:00 pm this date search warrants and in some cases arrest warrants, were served on the following individuals:
James Clapper, James Comey, John Brennan, Peter Strozk, Lisa Page, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr, former president of the U.S. Barack Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Glenn Simpson, Michael Steele, Adam Schiff, Andrew McCabe, and many others.
All warrants were No-Knock and were severed simultaneously by heavily armed FBI SWAT teams and agents. All those arrested will be held in solitary confinement until interrogations are completed.
Further information will be released later.
This notice expires at midnight! 
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Ya got me. Heh. If only….
Sadly, untrue. Dang April 1, anyway. Are there any magic wands we could use in some provocative ways to make this happen?