Subject: Brian’s sad story
Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
> Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and
> window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all
> the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and
> revved it to a slow idle.
>
> Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window
> and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they
> broke in, pulling Brian from the car.
> A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition,
> but his Tesla had a dead battery.
>
> Brian is a registered Democrat. (But you knew that already!)
One reply on “Brian’s Sad Story – as shared with me by my native Italian, US Citizen 87 yr old NYC Uncle”
Heh, good one.