Of course the big news this week was Thursday’s release of the Mueller report, which once again has the Dem-Media and Libtards everywhere screaming helplessly at the sky. I’m only 50 pages in, but so far it reads like it was written by a cohort of anti-Trump partisan hacks – which it was – and in particular, it looks like Mueller is trying to cover his buddy Comey’s a$$ in justifying the attempted coup via FBI investigation. No matter what else you may hear about it, the money shot was at the end of the introduction, which says: “The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.”
Although a 2 year investigation run by scores of rabid pro-Hillary prosecutors couldn’t find evidence of a crime, obstruction springs eternal in the hearts of the tin foil hat brigade and Nadless, Schiff-for-brains, Mad Max, et al., will undoubtedly use the highly partisan document to go after the POTUS for defending himself against false accusations. One thing the report revealed, though, is that well before 2016 the Obama admin was aware of Russia’s intentions to interfere in the election, and decided to do absolutely nothing about it. Also, it looks like there will be several investigations into the investigations as to whether the FBI was warranted in using the most awesome powers in the U.S. intelligence arsenal to spy on the Republican presidential nominee. But that’s for another day. For now, let’s all enjoy the sweet taste of Liberal tears by watching this delicious cut from AG Barr’s press conference as he smacks down a Lib-reporter (is there any other kind?) for implying he was protecting Trump, this hysterical take on the Enemedia implosion from Greg Gutfeld and Tucker Carlson’s summation of “the single most humiliating thing to happen to the WH Press corps in the history of the US.”
The world watched in horror Monday as Paris’s iconic Cathedral of Notre Dame was nearly burned to the ground. Whether it turns out to have been an accident (as PC French officials immediately declared before an investigation was even started), or yet another in a recent series of anti-Christian desecrations since the mass influx of – ahem – refugees, almost doesn’t matter. The symbolism of the destruction of the most renowned building in Christendom – especially during Holy Week – is hard to miss. As Bill Whittle so succinctly put it, “it’s not hard to look at that and think, how appropriate that the entire structure of Western Civilization is not only burning and falling in on itself, it appears to have also been self-inflicted.” It remains to be seen if this was an accident or the handiwork of a Jihadi construction crew, but either way, it’s an omen: Europe is burning. If in five years there’s a giant mosque built upon the remains of Notre Dame, you’ll know it wasn’t an electrical fire.
It was another busy week for the anti-semite defense league, as Omar the Evil whipped out her victim card after being called out for her anti-American “some people did something” on 9/11 screed, and bug-eyed Krazy Kat and Palestinian Queen Rashida rushed to her defense. Here’s a great Andrew Klavan rant summing up the antics of La Loca y Cia, : Deep within the swampy bowels of government, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar made dismissive remarks about 9/11 while speaking in support of the terrorist front group CAIR. When wicked President Trump wickedly attempted to distort Omar’s remarks by wickedly quoting them exactly, Omar rushed from the room and quickly donned the costume that revealed her to be the superhero – Victim Girl. Yes, Victim Girl. Strange refugee from a craphole country taken in by the generosity if the United States, Victim Girl posesses the super power to spew ungrateful, hate-filled and destructive garbage, while still portraying herself, as the victim. Joined by her 2 Congressional companions – other victim girl and yet another victim girl – victim girl roams the metropolis of Washington DC trying to undermine our way of life, destroy the State of Israel, and wreak havoc on the economy, while whining like a spoiled brat when anyone criticizes her for it. Yes, as long as ignorance, Socialism, anti-semitism and rationalization of Islamist terror can be found in the Democrat Party, America knows it can always look to the skies and see – Victim Girl! And isn’t that swell!
In clown car news this week: 347 year-old Commie Bernie Sanders held a special Fox News town hall meeting where he got a chance to air his bombastic socialist talking points. The highlight of the evening came when Bolshevik Bernie hemmed and hawed when asked if he’d voluntarily paid higher taxes he deems a “fair share” versus the far lower taxes established by Donald Trump when it was pointed out that his bestselling book has made Bernie a (presumably evil) multi-millionaire. Sanders also released 10 years of tax returns revealing that “Mr. income inequality” gave a paltry 2% of his millions to charity. But he vowed to be more generous with YOUR money in the future. Speaking of lack charity,Countertop Jesus, Bob O’Rourke, excused his own disgusting stinginess (he donated just 0.3% of his income), by declaring his charity to be giving himself to America! I haven’t seen this level of mind-numbing hubris since Barky descended from the heavens to beat back the rising oceans and heal the planet. The latest polling shows that featherweight, Goose Egg Gillibrand registers a whopping 0%, losing badly to “someone else.” Just how much public embarrassment is this woman willing to endure before she gives up her silly run for the White House? Lastly, now that O’Rourke has been exposed as the buffoonish imbecile he is, the media have settled on Pete Buttgieg as their latest flavor of the month. Buttmaster is getting a lot of press because he’s well spoken, but he’s just as big a totalitarian loon and liar as the rest of them. He’s basically a white Obama, except he’s out of the closet. Buttplug also announced that he and his “husband” were planning on having a child campaign prop soon, which begs the question. Exactly where would these 2 guys get their butt-baby anyway? From a fudge packing plant?
Uber-Troll-master Trump reached new heights this week with a brilliant proposal to release illegal aliens – who the Left assures us are our moral betters and are required under current law to be set free – into their so-called “sanctuary cities.”The move prompted outrage (what else is new) from Celebutards & Commie politicians alike, exposing the Lib-o-crites for all to see. Libs: ICE bad for wanting to remove illegals from sanctuary cities. The same Libs: ICE bad for wanting to place illegals in santcuary cities. Awesome!
In a perfect metaphor for our whole country, the President’s golfing partner Tiger Woods won the Masters this week after a complete Major tournament drought during the Obama years. Talk about Making America Great Again! Trump’s gonna get booted out of the Klan if he keeps this up.
Don’t miss the latest episode of Intellectual Frog Legs. This month’s installment focuses on the complete collapse of the DemoCRAP party in the wake of the Mueller report, and is guaranteed to crack you up.
Finally I want to wish you all a Happy Passover and a Happy Easter. May you enjoy the blessings of the holiday season surrounded by friends and family and all the things that makes life worth living.
