Political Melody

A little gossip
A little chat
A little idle talk of this and that…

Trump was elected because enough Americans were “as mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.”
They / we have been lied to; cheated; gulled; puked on; and looked down upon by condescending career politicians for a very long time.

As the celebrity status – and the wealth and power – of the Media; pundits; politicians; entertainment personalities; and other well known millionaires and billionaires grew, they formed their own Class of Special Individuals who were so much better than the hoi polloi because they ALL “knew better than thee.”

Leading up to the 21st Century, that was just kind of annoying.
Everybody “knew” that the rich and powerful were immoral and corrupt.
I mean hell, Bill was almost a “regular guy” who was just “getting some” because he was President… Not so bad… Everybody does it… Right?

Then you’ve got George who’s part of the Professional Politico George Dynasty but, gets saved from being a mediocre putz by 9/11 until Americans realize that the US is not allowed to crush their enemies and we all get bored with easy victories and the Reruns of Smash the Mooslims Gulf War Two!

Then poor old George is a Nazi.
So Americans elect Barack Hussein.
And Old Barry is Slick. He gets it.
And the Media get it.
And the Hollywood Celebrity Journalist Pundit Tech Genius Google Boys get it.
The poor stupid Americans don’t quite understand but Look! A funny meme! Hey… you can talk to people on Facebook or Twitter and Google tells you where to find things and what was the problem anyway?

Oh yeah… I was saying that I don’t think Obama is doing the right thing…
RACIST! HATER! NAZI!
What?
No, I, I just don’t think that the Government should be taking over health care…
NAZI! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!
Huh?

That’s right and McCain was a Nazi too!
And so is Romney!
And the Celebrity Media All agreeeeeeeee…

And then…
And then…
And Gentlemen and Then!
And then the Mad Birther Donald comes marching in the fray!
Breaking up the China shop and carrying the day!
Hark his Tweets are pounding in our ears!
Jubilation.
You can hear a grateful nation’s Cheers!
(If only the Crazy Man wouldn’t be so Mean!)

But!
No no no no…
They couldn’t take it no more.
They were tired of getting pushed to the floor.
No thank you please,
We need to break his knees
And then we’ll shove him fast out the door!

And thus began the Trials of the Tendentious Tourette’s Tweeting Trump.
The Entire Establishment came out to fight this Upstart Braggart.
From the FBI to the CIA to the foreign ambassadors to ALL the Media to Hollywood to ALL the Democrats to the Big Tech Billionaires to the Professional Intersectional Smarmy Pundits to Horrors….! The Late Night Comedianers!
What they could not stand!
What they would not stand!
What Will Not Stand…

Is that this Media Creation; this Celebrity TV Star; this bloviating Billionaire; this Master of Infidelity and Lover Of ALL the Right Celebrities and Politicians…
Would Turn On Them Like a Dog and Be against illegal immigrants; and terrorism; and Big Government; and abortion; and the Washington Swamp and turn against the intransigent terrorist Poobahs of the Arabs called Palestinians and favor the JOOOOS and the Jewish State of Israel!
Trumpago est Delenda!

And G-d Smote the Earth with the China Death Plague of Fear and Masks.
And so it was that Nancy of the Botox raised up from the Basement a Senior Senile Professional Politico and his Assistant Pro to Befuddle the Donald.
And the Storms of Elections Scoured the Land and the Donald was Dismayed.
And, yea did The Donald vent his wrath upon the People, for he believed that he had been cheated.

And the The Angels of Fools and Idiots stepped in to plead their case and thus it was and always will be that G-d Chooses Kings and Controls the Hearts of Kings.
And G-d will Lead the People On the Path They Wish to Travel.

And Slo Jo and His Assistant Pro Became the Leaders of the Land and Decreed that ALL those who oppose them Must be Canceled.
And thus it was done.
And thus is America done….
(For now… but!)