As a public service, Bill Whittle shows a graphic simulation of what might happen if conspiracy theorists who want to “see them aliens” actually storm Area 51 in September as scheduled. The U.S. military is not a force to be trifled with, and under several potential scenarios, it ends badly for the Naruto runners approaching the military base.
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Storm Area 51 Graphic Simulation Ends Badly for Naruto Runners
As a public service, Bill Whittle shows a graphic simulation of what might happen if conspiracy theorists who want to “see them aliens” actually storm Area 51 in September as scheduled. The U.S. military is not a force to be trifled with, and under several potential scenarios, it ends badly for the Naruto runners approaching the military base.
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The sim with the helicopters should have had “Flight of the Valkyrie” playing.
Or “Surfing Bird”
Too far, too hot, too dry, too well protected.
Not going to happen.
I understand the public service value of cautioning the mad mob from trying to follow through with this foolhardy scheme, I really do understand and applaud the intent to prevent this. But………. You knew there was going to be a “but”. Maybe this is what it takes to get through to a generation of misunderstanding people. Maybe this is what it might take to get through to a generation of badly educated misfits. Once in a while it takes having to endure consequences to learn hard lessons.
I accidentally drove onto the wrong place at Miramar once. You really don’t want a Marine MP walking up to you saying, “Can I help you, sir?”
In that simulation, they’re not Naruto running. Naruto runners would be way harder to hit. Totally different head… totally.
I know…they look to be doing the dab. I guess the game modder employed a bit of creative license, or perhaps he didn’t want to pay the royalty on actual Naruto running.
If anything does happen, I honestly think that the only people who will be injured or killed will effectively be at their own hands by being stupid in the desert. At this point, I am anxiously awaiting to see what happens.
I envision a million or 2 people running (Narutoing) or even driving across a few miles of open desert. Has anybody in this group ever done that… maybe a few? I may be wrong, but I am convinced if this does happen, day or night, all you are going to end up with is a bunch disabled vehicles with tired, very thirsty, hungry, sunburned, snake bit, scorpion stung, spider/centipede/ant bitten, bee stung chidults that need to be rescued by the military. Should be interesting. What will really be interesting twist, is how will the media cover this as it is happening. I am thinking they may want to take on a less dangerous challenge and Naruto the Supermax in Florence Colorado.
chidults – LOVE IT!!! DING DING DING!! We have a new viral word!!
open, relatively high desert. More than 3/4 mi in altitude.
And isn’t the whole base something like 500 sq miles.
This would turn into a rescue mission less than 30 minutes in.
Scott is right. It is hours (or days) of boredom punctuated by moments of terror, in war.