This just in from His Right Royal Highness Andrew of the Kingdom of New York, who has just granted a new privilege to those thieving throngs of His slovenly, slobbering serfs who are criminally corrupted by conducting commerce. Using the Royal Singular™, as is Right and Good℠ He graciously growled:
“We’re giving the store owners the right to say if you’re not wearing a mask, you can’t come in….” [emphasis added]
No doubt His loyal, unworthy subjects will immediately fall to their knees and grovel before Him for the Glorious Crumbs that have fallen from the Royal Table by His Royal Benevolence.
Gawd Save the King!