In one of the most epic things a president has ever done, at the Daytona 500 this week, PDJT delighted NASCAR fans by pulling a flyover of the speedway in Airforce One and then taking a victory lap around the track in “the beast.” Now I’m not a racing fan – I guess I never appreciated anything where you win by turning to the left the fastest – but this was pure Trump. Nothing says Hoo-Rah ‘Murica more than 100,000+ people standing with hands over their hearts and people in uniform saluting while a young soldier sings the National Anthem and the USAF Thunderbirds soaring overhead while OUR president says: “Gentlemen, start…your engines!!” Knowing that the hair-on-fire Left shat their depends over it made it all the sweeter! After all, they only do drag racing! Monday we celebrated George Washington’s Birthday (I refuse to allow some of the dirtbags who became POTUS to glom onto the honor that is rightfully afforded the father of our country alone). Speaking of which, remember when the jug-eared jackass spent his entire 8 years in office blaming GWB for the worst economic recovery in modern history? In 2016 he famously mocked candidate DJT, saying “Those jobs aren’t coming back. What’s he gonna do, wave a magic wand?” So who’s surprised that now that Trump has found his magic wand and delivered on his promise to MAGA with slashed regulations, tax cuts and new trade deals, the Kenyan impostor spent “President’s Day” stealing credit for it, hilariously claiming it was his 2009 failed $1T (ahem) “Stimulus” boondoggle that produced today’s economic miracle. Talk about fantasyland. I’d say he’s like the rooster taking credit for the dawn if I wasn’t so sure he was more likely to suck the cock than be one. Lots of clown car news this week. It began with a reprise of Grumpy Old Men II (sans ice fishing and the yummy Ann Margaret), with the 2 near octagenarians currently at the top of the DemoCRAP heap – a crusty old Communist and a pint-sized wannabe oligarch – taking pot shots at each other, and everyone acting like Fading Grandpa Joe is already out of the race. Midget Mike’s team unleashed a series of ads attacking the fascist behavior of Bernie’s Sandernistas and claiming the bitter Bolshevik has no chance against Trump. Vermont Stalin shot back at how unfair it was that Scrooge McSuck was trying to buy the nomination, furious that the Verne Troyer of American politics was using his own money to buy votes instead of other peoples’, like the rest of the Demwits. RealClearPolitics had the odds at 78 percent that either a guy who honeymooned in the Soviet Union or a man who wants to ban your Big Gulp is going to be the presidential nominee. Then came Wednesday’s historic debate bloodbath, and now all bets are off. I called it “historic,” not just because Wed night’s glorious DemoncRAT Civil War was watched by a record 20 million people, but also because Doomberg became the first gambler in Las Vegas history to lose nearly a half a billion dollars in one night, having spent well north of $400M just to be scalped on live TV by a fake Indian. The candidates bashed each other all night, saying absolutely horrible things, all of which – for a pleasant change – were true. They took turns savaging Mayor Munchkin and he shrank up faster than George Costanza in a cold swimming pool. Lie-awatha, (apparently too full of firewater), swung her tomahawk at everyone. Bolshevik Bernie had steam blowing out of his ears when Bilbo Moneybags called him hypocritical millionaire with three houses and said his policies amounted to Communism. Buttboyjudge and Klobuchar attacked each other in a desperate bid to prove that each wasn’t the lamest candidate on stage – an effort which both won when they noticed that Joe Biden was, inexplicably, still in the debates. In the end, the whole thing reminded me of half a dozen squirrels fighting over a nut and was about as entertaining. And as usual, the clear winner of the night was President Trump. With 60% of the vote in from the NV caucuses, it looks like congratulations are in order for Sleepy Joe Biden. No, he didn’t win – his pathetic track record of never having won a single primary or caucus in 3 attempts at the WH, remains intact. Comrade Bernie stomped him by a wide margin. But with his distant second place finish, he’s finally beaten his personal high water mark when he came in 3rd place with a whopping 3% of the vote IN HIS HOME STATE, back in 2008. While some might say this pitiful CNN clip sums up Gropey Joe’s whole campaign, I think he’s building momentum. Way to go, “electable” Joe. Keep this up and you might even win one before all your plugs fall out. Meanwhile the Trump train just keeps picking up steam, with stops at 3 mega-rallies this week to raucous, happy crowds in Nevada, Colorado and Arizona. Proving yet again that the Left can’t meme, the Great Short Hope’s crack team of overpaid consultants unveiled some of the most pathetic billboards ever in a lame attempt at trolling the President during his Phoenix stop. It was so sad, you’d think that the content creators Mini-Mike hired are secretly Trump supporters trying to make this guy look worse than Princess Running Mouth did at the debate. It would have been quicker, easier and just as effective if Captain Charisma cut out the middlemen and simply flushed a half a billion dollars down the toilet. Finally, yesterday we got the tragic, sad news that Philip Haney, a DHS whistleblower who exposed Islamic jihad within the Obama Regime, was found dead of gunshot wounds in CA. Of course the powers that be are calling it a suicide, but he had some very powerful enemies and was slated to be married next month, so it doesn’t add up. I’d met Mr. Haney a few years ago, and he was a loyal reader of this column. He was a brave man who exposed the links between the Socialist Party, Communist Party and several prominent D.C. lawmakers. He was on the record saying that higher ups in the FBI had shut down his investigations and telling his friends that if something should happen to him, they would say it was suicide. Let’s just say Obama isn’t going to tweet a solemn sympathy card for him. Epstein didn’t kill himself and neither did Haney. R.I.P. Phil.
