Weekly Rant 02-14-2020

   The big news coming out of the NH primaries this week was that Comrade Bernie narrowly won with Socialist supporter Butt-Plug hot on his tail (where else?) while Gaff-o-matic Joe and Faux-cahontas appear to be in a race to the bottom to see who drops out first. On the GOP side, the TrumpMonster got more votes in a purely symbolic contest than the last 2 incumbent DemocRAT Presidents COMBINED! So much for an enthusiasm gap.
   With Lying dog-faced pony soldier Biden’s campaign crashing harder than Wall Street in 1929 and Pocahasbeen running out of wampum as she heads for her Trail of Tears, Democretin’s are panicking at the prospect of a doomed-to-fail, openly Socialist standard bearer. Latest rumors are that their great short hope Midget Mikey, (who has been trying to buy their nomination), is considering Cankles Clinton for his VP. Earth to Mini-Mike: NEVER make yourself worth more dead than alive to the Clintons. Let me be the first to say it: Bloomturd didn’t kill himself.
   With Demon-crat dreams of a soft coup now a heap of smoldering wreckage, President Trump is free to channel his inner Michael Corleone – and boy is he settling the family business. He followed up last week’s unceremonious dumping of Sondland and the Vindman traitors by scrubbing dozens of deep state Obama holdovers from the NSC and now it’s looks like he’s about to sh!t-can the slimeball who penned the anonymous “resistance” op-ed published in the NY Slimes last year. After that, at yet another massive rally in NH Monday, Trump blasted Rancid Nan as he regaled the crowd with the tale of Mumbles Pelosi angrily muttering to herself like some deranged bag lady behind him during the SOTU address. Next, his DOJ announced sweeping new sanctions, unleashed a legal assault against and deployed special Border Patrol agents to ramp up arrests in Left-wing “sanctuary cities.” This was followed by the announcement that his Administration had secured the money for and would begin construction on another 1000 miles of border wall. All this while Cocaine Mitch confirmed 4 more judges to the Federal bench. Freshly acquitted Trump Corleone is kicking a$$ and settling old scores. If I were Fredo Cuomo, I’d watch my back!
   Never ones to learn from past mistakes, Dems are now threatening go for Impeachment II: The Schiffhead Strikes Back over PDJT’s Tweets in the Roger Stone set up case. If you had any doubt that there are two sets of “justice” in Amerika, contrast the railroading of Roger Stone, Gen. Flynn & George Papadopoulos for “lying,” with yesterday’s decision to give seditious crap-weasel St. McCabe, (like Diamond Jim Comey before him), a pass for committing essentially the same offenses. The culture of Deep State corruption has blossomed into the arrogance of tyranny. Thomas Jefferson famously said that “the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants,” and it’s starting to look like refreshments are in order!
   Anti-Trump Media darling Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti is facing some serious jail time after being convicted on all counts of trying to extort millions from Nike. Lest you forget how much those condescending Enemedia wankers who love to laugh and call us stupid bought what this snake oil salesman was selling, here’s a great compilation from the Free Beacon to remind you. It looks like CPL may not be available as an accredited ClowNN reporter at the Democrat-Socialists-Reparations-Homosexualists-Freestuffers Party at the Full Catastrophe Convention in Milwaukee after all. Of course he’s a not Roger Stone, so he’ll probably get probation.
   Audacity of Hoax former Empire star Jussie Smollett was indicted in Chicago for staging and lying to police about his phony “MAGA-inspired hate crime” last year.  The kicker is the Nigerian brothers Smollett hired to pretend to be white, raaacist, homophobic Trump supporters will be testifying against him in his upcoming trial. Queue the brilliant Dave Chappelle for the definitive word on just how preposterous Smollett’s bogus story was.
   Sunday was the annual return of the Oscars, where the creme de la creme of Hollywood glitterati were honored for their latest and greatest achievements in hastening the decline of Western civilization, and this year’s show was literally the worst of all time. Seems I’m not the only one uninterested in insane, commie politics from self-important celebutards who think they actually know something because they’re good at reading words others wrote for them and doing exactly what they are directed to do. Americans are starting to reject letting people who make their living pretending to be someone else tell them what to think and how they should live their lives. This edition was the 2nd year in a row where the annual Hollweird circle-jerk was host-less. Except this time, it was also audience-less. Maybe next year Oscar-less? I can dream, can’t I?
   Friday was the Grand Daddy of all Hallmark Holidays – Valentines Day. The one day a year when guys the world over are shamed into doing what they should be doing all 365 – showing the amazing women in their lives how much they are loved and appreciated with little gestures such as flowers or chocolates. Personally, I take the year round approach, but here’s some advice for those of you who think one day a year because Hallmark says so, is the way to go. Nuthin sez Happy Valentine’s Day like flowers. Just remember the rules: “Roses on the piano and Tulips on the organ.”
   Finally with the implosion of the Dumbocrat field combined with poll after poll showing most Americans feel they are better off than they were 3 years ago, it’s starting to look like Trump is cruising to re-election. But November is a long way off and my Spidey senses are tingling. Never underestimate the ability of the blood thirsty, power crazed Commie/Facists to pull an October surprise or burn down the Reichstag to seize control. Don’t forget, it was looking pretty good after the GOP convention in the summer of 2008. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they crashed the economy between now and November to create the same kind of economic collapse that brought our former Muslim Brother In Chief and his red/green alliance to power. Do not grow complacent thinking Trump’s re-election is in the bag. Always assume he’s 10 points down and do everything in your power fight for victory. The Deep State still has lots of tricks up their sleeve. Ever Vigilant.