Coca Cola, in an effort to bolster it’s reputation, and it’s sales of sugar and water and caramel coloring, decided to follow the Biden Administration’s push for mask wearing, and has reprised it’s classic 1971 commercial, but 50 years later, with a timely twist.
I just saw this on YouTube and it nauseated me until I saw the ratio, then it warmed my heart.
I wish….

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I can feel the sarkiness. No need to make it up though; they doing just fine creating this sort of thing themselves.
If you like cola—and I do–and don’t want to support these companies, then make your own cola. It isn’t hard. Syrup + sparkling H2O. That is all every food establishment does, mix syrup with carbonated H2O.
Buying it in the can just means it is ready made and packaged for travel.
OFFS
Ok, my scarcastic jab at “Big Cola” above should have come with a satire warning. Yes, I fabricated this out of whole cloth. Even chose the wonder woman mask and it’s placement on the photo with Hinhan’s comment in mind.
I particularly enjoyed putting the “Mock” button on the lower right hand side of the YT window.
I had even considered, if I actually had the time, to place cgi masks on each singer in the original video, and muffled the vocals….just as it were real life…muffled sounds through 2 masks…..ugh.
How woke to put a Wonder Woman mask on a male. They seem to relish the feminizing of men also.
Coke has been on my boycott list for a while. Every now and then I’d indulge in a drink from their selection, but no more!
I always knew there a reason why I like PEPSI and don’t drink that other crap.