You are Still Doing it Wrong

I am constantly amused by how crazy the Democrats get in the US in relation to most things. Today I will cover “Gender Identity” and abortion.

However, I am keen that we should not push back against this stupidity instead we should go with it. I intend to make a case that US conservatives should run with this, with a passion. Not only will it be good for humour but also it will highlight how stupid the current things that are happening really are.

In my last post I pointed out that I am a New Zealand Neoliberal – this is a centre right free market Libertarian who is fighting against the National Socialists who are the Conservatives in that country. What this means is the right-wingers in New Zealand are the radicals fighting for change. I am suggesting that the right and centre right Conservatives in the US need to learn how to fight not just sit back and watch or passively resist.

Let me explain how you can do this: –

Create your own gender identity

I have decided to identify as a Lesbian (well my actual preference is a Lesbian Mermaid Princess – however his is a bit long when you are filling out government documents – so I just say Lesbian). I need to also point out that I am a really good lesbian because I have never slept with a man – not even once! I just want to point out that my beautiful Jennifer is not a lesbian however the man she sleeps with is.

What is important is that unlike the trans-gender community where 40% of Transgender people attempt suicide and 19% succeed. The Lesbian Mermaid Princess (LMP) community has never had a recorded suicide. This is possibly because I am the only member of the LMP community. Consequently, I am looking for members – please don’t apply if you have suicidal tendencies, as this will make our numbers look bad.

If you are not laughing uncontrollably by now you need to see your doctor for a humour transplant. The really funny bit is the lefties are not allowed to laugh at your gender preference. You will need to be able to say these most absurd things without laughing – this is a real challenge. If in fact anyone does laugh you need to burst into the “How dare you ridicule me over my gender preference” again without laughing yourself.

In Australia when you check (tick) the box for “are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community” you get special privileges and in a contract tender in government you get extra points toward the tender. So all jokes aside I always Check (tick) this box and have never been asked about it.

I have a friend and colleague in the US who is a conservative and a good God fearing Christian. We were traveling to Canada by car to do some consulting work for a British company that had a branch in Canada. When we got to the US Canada boarder we were asked by Canadian immigration what we did for a living and my friend said we were consultants.

Suffice to say, I spent the next two hours being interrogated in a small room with pointy nosed skinny woman with a bad attitude. I finally got annoyed and asked her what the problem was. I swear she said, “We don’t want you here taking our jobs!” it was something straight out of South Park.

However, when I got back to the car I said to my friend “next time when we get to the Canadian border tell them we are on our honeymoon, we will be through in 12 seconds”. This horrified him and for a good half hour he kept repeating “Oh My Gosh…No” randomly and without prompting.

Conservatives you need to get past this and run with the system the left have set up for you.

Make sure all boys say they are transgender – remember no one can challenge them for this!! Make young boys compete in girl’s sports. Make sure that the boys win all the state awards. Create this as a second tier boy’s competition and clean up on everything. I note that in 19 US states there is legislation going through to stop males from competing against females, in female sports, which makes sense. In a state where this is not outlawed do it and be blatant about it. Go to court if there are problems and enforce it, remember there is an executive order requiring everyone to comply with it.

So why would we do this? The left do not consider consequence. Very soon after all the records are held by boy’s the mainstream left will kick in and push back against the loony left for taking away the achievements from girls. This will highlight the stupidity of this nonsense.

LGBTQ+ is discriminatory

I have another friend in the US who made a good point that we should point out that the acronym LGBTQ+ always has the Lesbians first and the polyamorous last, assuming they are not left out altogether, why is this? Doesn’t this discriminate against some of them? He made a good suggestion. In the interests of inclusion and equity we should change it regularly or at least ridicule the left until they do.

As you may know, this weeks long form is LGBTTQQIAAP. As a lesbian I am happy to come first however if I had a friend that was Polyamorous and constantly came last this would not be equitable. As we know equity is the new thing.

How about: –

BLTGQ+ for a change? Or TIT QQ LAP GAP B. Now everyone gets a turn at being first. Start this with the lefties and it will be epic.

I am keen to see your suggestions in the comments.

Legislation for abortions

In seriousness, I want it on the record before I start the stupid stuff I don’t support abortion at all and the concept of partial birth abortion to me is horrific.

However here we go:

There is a compromise that no one has explored. It would appear that Democrats want abortions past birth as a human right and Republications want to make abortion illegal. Here is the compromise: –

1. For a person that is a registered Democrat that person, whether identifying as male or female, shall be required to: –

(a) undergo an abortion that terminates the pregnancy at some time after the date of conception but before birth of the non-human entity.

or :-

(b) apply to the court for a court order to continue the with a pregnancy of a none human entity to a point after birth where the non-human entity becomes a human child of non-defined gender.

2. For a person that is a registered Republican that person being a biological female that is pregnant with a child this woman shall be required to: –

(a) see out the entire pregnancy and give birth to a child and ensure that this new human baby has all the rights of a human from conception until that age of 18 years at which time this human will be required to maintain their own wellbeing.

or: –

(b) in an extreme circumstance that the termination of a human life is morally justified, or in the interests of the survival of the mother of the child, the female may apply for a court order to end the life of the prenatal child.

What I am proposing as a compromise is that you pressure your state representatives to present legislation that requires all Democrats to get an abortion. Should they not wish to abort the baby they can get an order from the court to continue. However, all Republicans are required to have the children they make and must have a court order to end a life.

There is no chance that this would get through as legislation but I would pay to watch them argue it out in any state congress and you will see which way they vote. In a worse case if it did get through as legislation then Republicans would win because Democrats would eventually die out based on natural selection – imagine the irony!

Conclusion

In Judo you use the other persons force against them and if you do this properly you win. You need to do the same with the left use their stupidity against them and you will win because people will see this nonsense for what it is.

I am a big fan of highlighting the stupidity of people through ridicule and the lefties just can’t handle any level of ridicule. The future of the free world depends on how you put a stop to this stupidity. Should you fail China will do permanent damage to your country and the freedom of the world is at risk.

Please fight this stupidity!