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College Coaches Kids How to Avoid COVID-19: Don’t Kiss During “Partnered Sex”

Stephen Green continues his reign of terror, ambushing Scott Ott and Bill Whittle with this week’s bottom news stories.

Stephen Green continues his reign of terror, ambushing Scott Ott and Bill Whittle with this week’s bottom news stories, and…Here. We. Go!

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03:00 CNN defends Georgia Democrat’s pro-abortion sermons, ignores abusive kids camp he ran.

05:27 New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Santa would be good to him because he worked so hard in 2020.

07:33 St. Olaf College health center advises students that to avoid COVID-19, don’t kiss during “partnered sex.”

09:45 World Health Organization (WHO) pledges not to find a guilty party in their probe of COVID-19 in China.

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40 replies on “College Coaches Kids How to Avoid COVID-19: Don’t Kiss During “Partnered Sex””

Channeling Robert Preston here…”With a capital P and that rhymes with C and that stands for CHINA!”
Music please….76 Long guns led the big parade, with 110 (copy) Hornet jets right behind….

No kissing? That reminds me of when I was 23 & new to my job when I was in the breakroom talking to some coworkers. I mentioned that my roommate had just told me the day before that he had Mono & I hoped I wouldn’t catch it from him. One of the girls snarked at me “What were you doing kissing him?” To twhich I calmly replied, “We’re both grown men here. Why would we waste our time with foreplay?” The drumroll of jaws hitting the table was a thing of beauty.

I almost spit my tea over the keyboard. Love that comeback. Some questions just shouldn’t be asked.

Thanks to you, I just won the “Now Everyone In The Office Is Staring At Me” award.
I hate you.

Genius. I love doing that to people.

Back when I was doing improv, I was in a scene at a “jam” where the audience was basically all my fellow improvers, all of whom were leftists. We somehow found our way to my scene partner telling me “they” wanted my character to run for office. He listed some things “they” wanted me to support, all leftist crap. I replied:

“So you want me to run as a Democrat.”

The room went silent.

For a good five seconds (an eternity in improv) you could have heard a pin drop. Every last one of them was unable to process the line. It got no laughs.

I knew what effect it would have right when it came to me. Sometimes the joke is just for yourself.

What? No mention of the the professor that’s being persecuted by students for calling the Wuhan Virus the Wuhan Virus because, wait for it… calling it the Wuhan Virus is RACIST!

To borrow a sentiment from Meet the Robinsons (I think, I can’t recall, some animated movie, maybe the Incredibles), when everything is racist, nothing is (for them, it was when everyone is exceptional, nobody is).

Almost.

Helen and Dash are talking in the car on the way home from school after Dash got in trouble (sort of).

Dash: Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.

Helen [sighing]: Everyone’s special, Dash.

Dash [to himself]: Which is another way of saying no one is.

(I can get a little OCD with movie quotes. Sorry.)

I was thinking the normal Bad Guy said that, but from the other responses that isn’t the case.I do remember some other sci fi type of show, or book, where a Bad Guy wanted to mutate or enhance normals into special or powered or whatever the thing was, so that everyone really was special, but of course wasn’t asking for permission and there were a bunch of drawbacks and side effects to the “upgrade” that the real heroes had to put an end to that.

Or I am mixing some X-men global mutation thing (maybe from X3?) with everything else and gotten totally mixed up.

Pig Latin. Klingon. Anything written by Doris Lessing. That pidgin English the Grounders use on the 100 (my daughter likes it). Any of the languages on Stargate SG-1. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. All more comprehensible

Tim: that is so weird. I was thinking about Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, and their language yesterday. Their language skills, the so called Woke” leave much to be desired. And with the Dictionaries changing the meanings of words each and every day, it will only get more difficult. I can speak pig-Latin, and I write in cursive. One way to mess them up. Most can barely print their names.

We need to stop the woke from claiming to speak English. They keep redefining words and making up new ones. Maybe we should point out that half the people who invented English are dead white males. They shouldn’t speak a dead white male language.

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