After listening to the RA with Covid-19 humor, I thought it would maker sense to start a blog with your favorite, or original, anecdotes! Let’s see what you got!
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After listening to the RA with Covid-19 humor, I thought it would maker sense to start a blog with your favorite, or original, anecdotes! Let’s see what you got!
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So many people are online working from home or gaming, that the internet appears to be breaking. Google takes almost as long as my old britanica. My spell checker is swearing at me in dutch. My gaming connection lags out while playing pong.
Attempting to avoid people in the local supermarket means I’ve turned down aisles that I didn’t even know were there.
My part of the city is normally very noizy with traffic. When we heard a fire siren a few days ago everyone rushed out to the curb to watch. Social distancing meant we only waved. No reports of a fire in the news. i think the firefighters just got bored.
I get paid half the minimum wage but because my job counts as essential I’m still getting paid. I suddenly find myself the richest guy at the local grocery store!
I’ve concluded that barbers should be classed as essential services. I just tried to cut my hair my self. Total disaster. Thankfully I finally found a hairdresser that was open and did not laugh…much.
Got a few.
I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my visit to Puerto Backyardo. I’m getting tire d of Los Livingroom.
Day 5 of home schooling. One of the little monsters called in a bomb threat.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant recently that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. She obviously thought it understood her. I came in to my house, told my dog…. We laughed a lot.
Is there a way to insert images in our posts? I have some doozies.
Yes, you may use images in your blog post. The big black Choose Image button is for the featured image that will appear on the central blog page, but not in the post itself. In the blog editing panel, you’ll see a camera icon in the upper right corner that will allow you to insert an image, then you can click and drag to adjust the size. Please post a sentence or two of text before any image so as not to foul up the transmogrifier in the gizmo. Thanks. Let me know if you have any questions.
It was pretty ugly. A man was bare chested; a women was wearing a beat up cowboy hat that covered her face; another guy was knocking back a beer! I thought my wife was watching Walmart people on youtube! Nope! It was Sunday morning church service via Zoom!
My wife has discovered that the best way to keep from touching her face is to have a glass of wine in each hand.
Expect a baby boom starting in 9 months. They will be called Coronials.
I believe a boy and girl set of twins in India has aleady been named Covid and Corona…
Easy to believe. Born during Covid, but not conceived then.
2050. Little boy on his grandfather’s knee. “Grandpa, how did you survive the great toilet paper crises of 2020?”
It is the year 2053 and the family is gathered together to celebrate the opening of the last package of toilet paper from 2020!