I just love it when the Demwits eat their own, don’t you? This week’s main course was the Crown Prince of Fools, Gropin’ Joe Biden. For years, the Left has ignored the disgusting behavior of bonehead Biden. PJW chronicled Creepy Uncle Joe’s borderline pedophilic conduct back in 2017. We’ve known since 2014 that the then VP got his jollies by swimming naked in front of female Secret Service agents. Now, suddenly, as the dirty old man prepares his umpteenth run for the WH, a Dumbocrat politician pens a column about how inappropriate and handsy Joe is, and the long knives are out. As more women jumped aboard the #MeToo express, Joe “baby your hair smells so fine” Biden released a pathetic video trying to explain his licentious activities as nothing more than “changing social norms.” As if back in the day it was OK to perv on kids. It was hardly surprising that the right would jump on this faster than Willie Brown on Kameltoe Harris. Master trollmeister Trump tweeted this hilarious video mocking Creepy Joe’s antics followed up by joking that when he wanted to kiss the general who decimated ISIS, “I felt like Joe Biden.” Then there’s this Joe Biden 2020 website, featuring actual quotes, video and photographs of the Maryland molester in all his deviant glory. But why is the Dem-Media Complex, who turned a blind eye for years, suddenly raising the alarm over Joe’s aberrant behavior? I think Dianny at Patriot Retort nailed it – because he stands in the way of their chosen candidate, HO-Bama, and thus, must be destroyed. Personally, I hope creepy Joe jumps in and get’s the nomination. I can see his campaign slogan now: Biden 2020 “because he doesn’t just talk about grabbing p*ssy.”
In coverage of Robert Francis O’Rourke’s official kick off of his 2020 presidential bid on Sunday, the in-the-tank AP furthered his bogus Hispanic narrative by reporting that he often spoke to the El Paso, TX, crowd in “his native Spanish.” Perhaps Bobby Frank self identifies as Spanish? Or maybe his mother had a Mexican gardener, I’m not sure. And while you weren’t looking 2 more jesters climbed aboard the Democratic Clown Car Megabus. First, Eric “Nuke-em” Swalwell,the David Hogg of Presidential candidates, decided that America was clamoring for him to make a play for the White House. Because what the cast of thousands vying for the nomination needed was yet another vapid publicity whore. Sure. And, slide over Eric, because OH Rep Tim Ryan (WHO?) jumped in, too, and he’s got a heck of a plan. He doesn’t know what it is, but don’t worry. He wears yoga pants. He’s stretchy. He can fix things. Things in places no other candidate can reach. Considering growing list of losers, miscreants and idiots on it, I most pity the woman sitting in front of Biden in the clown car.
It’s kinda sad, (funny, but sad), watching the ‘Rats flail about desperately trying to salvage their impeachment wet dreams in the wake of the derailment of the Mueller express to nowhere. In their blind hatred of all things Trump, these quarter wits aspiring to be half wits just can’t see how pathetic they look passing a resolution to subpoena every word of the Mueller report, including background material & grand jury data. Not only is that illegal, but as usual, the party of science forgets there’s that new-fangled Internet thingy. Here’s Fat Ol’ Hippo-crite Jerry Nadless from 1998 arguing against that very thing as regards the Starr report on Bubba’s sexcapades. Besides, Atty Gen Barr has already vowed to release the full version of the report by “mid-April, if not sooner.” And as Roger Simon at PJ Media points out, Nadler’s huffing and puffing is really all a charade – throwing some red meat to their deflated base – because the Dems have vastly more to fear from the full Mueller report than the GOP. As we watch them set up their faithful for yet another devastating disappointment, enjoy this great Superman parody of how the Mueller Gang that couldn’t shoot straight failed to take down Orange Man Bad.
AOClueless has been making a mockery of herself even more than usual this past week, and that’s saying something! Among other insanity, she explained that the Tea Party is different than her Socialist movement because unlike those xenophobic white supremacists, she doesn’t call her opponents names. Then the thin-skinned woman-child decided to pull out Hillary Clinton’s old stand-by, blaming the vast right-wing conspiracy for her unpopularity. Next crazy eyes unleashed a flurry of stupid trying to link a $7 croissant at NY’s Laguardia airport (I thought she was against airplanes?) to a $15 minimum wage, causing her alma mater Boston College, to recall her economics degree. But the crowning moment for the dumbest member of Congress had to be when she claimed that the GOP amended the constitution in 1947 to prevent FDR from being re-elected. Maybe Yorktown Heights schools didn’t teach American history, but FDR died in office in 1945. But I guess that’s in keeping with the overall DemocRAT election strategy. How do you re-elect a dead President?…dead voters.
The chips are hitting the fan at the southern border this week. As Trump threatened to close the border with Mexico over yet another massive “caravan” of illegal invaders heading our way, the Ene-media FINALLY took notice of the crisis. No, not that crisis. Their most likely tequila-related terror was that if Trump made good on his threat, (OMG), we could run out of avocados within three weeks. Oh sure, there are plenty of other delicious things to dunk chips in, but do we really want to increase our dependence on France just to maintain a critical flow of French Onion dip? Do we really want pretentious millennials wearing pouty faces because they can’t get avocado toast? Do we really want to wait a few weeks to enjoy American-grown avocados that were still picked by Mexicans? Well, yes – we do! Given the choice of eating Mexican avocados or having gangs and drugs coming across the border unabated, the choice is clear. Thousands of upset soy boys as a consequence, is just a bonus.
Finally, fellow space cadets mark your calendars for next Wednesday because you won’t want to miss the chance to possibly see “something no human has seen before.” A picture of the super-massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, Sagitarius A*. Since black holes are technically invisible, we’re not exactly sure what that will entail. Maybe we should ask “space expert” Kamala Harris about what to expect. After all, it was her “black hole” that got her where she is at today.
