I posted this on Quora (and here when I first wrote it).
I keep on tweaking it but, it has had a constant stream of “Likes” on Quora, more than anything else I have written.
I think this is the way to go in defeating the Lies and Insanity of the “Woke”.
No one can stand up when their ridiculous actions are ridiculed day after day, even by their “friends…”
Trump was elected because enough Americans were “As mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!!”
They / we have been lied to; cheated; gulled; puked on; and looked down upon by condescending career politicians for a very long time.
As the celebrity status – and the wealth and power – of the Media; pundits; politicians; entertainment personalities; and other well-known millionaires and billionaires grew, they formed their own Class of Special Individuals who were so much better than the hoi polloi because they ALL “knew better than thee.”
Leading up to the 21st Century, that was just kind of annoying.
Everybody “knew” that the rich and powerful were immoral and corrupt.
I mean hell, Bill was almost a “regular guy” who was just “getting some” because he was President… Not so bad… Everybody does it… Right?
Then you’ve got George, who’s part of the Professional Politico George Dynasty but, gets saved from being a mediocre putz by 9/11 until Americans realize that the US is not allowed to crush their enemies and we all get bored with easy victories – and the Reruns of Smash the Mooslims Gulf War Two!
Then poor old George is a Nazi.
So Americans elect Barack Hussein.
And Old Barry is Slick. He gets it.
And the Media get it.
And the Hollywood Celebrity Journalist Pundit Tech Genius Google Boys get it.
The poor stupid Americans don’t quite understand but Look! A funny meme! Hey… you can talk to people on Facebook or Twitter and Google tells you where to find things and what was the problem anyway?
Oh yeah… I was saying that I don’t think Obama is doing the right thing…
RACIST! HATER! NAZI!
What?
No, I, I just don’t think that the Government should be taking over health care…
NAZI! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE! (1)
Huh?
That’s right!
And McCain was a Nazi too!
And so is Romney!
And the Celebrity Media All agreeeeeeeee….
…Here a Nazi
There a Nazi – Everywhere
A Nazi, Nazi!
All Republicans should buy the farm…
Stinkeye Stinkeye – Nazis! (2)
And then…
And then…
And Gentlemen and Then!
And then the Mad Birther Donald comes marching in the fray!
Breaking up the China shop and carrying the day!
Hark his Tweets are pounding in our ears!
Jubilation!
You can hear a grateful nation’s…
Cheers! (3)
(If only the Crazy Man wouldn’t be so Mean!)
But… Ohhh…
No No No No
Dey Media won’t take it no more.
Dey tired of getting pushed to the floor.
No tank you please!
Dey need to break his knees
And then dey shove him fast right out the door! (4)
And thus began the Trials and Tribulations of the Tendentious Tourette’s Tweeting Trump.
The Entire Establishment came out to fight this Upstart Braggart.
The FBI and the CIA went down Clinton Steele Dossier…
And when they got there, what did they see?
Orange Man Bad by the NPC’s –
Foreign ambassadors…
ALL the Media.
Hollywood Stars…
ALL the Democrats.
Asperger Tech Billionaires…
Professional Smarmy Pundits.
Antifa…
Steele Dossier.
F.B.I. C.I.A. An-ti-fa.
B…. L…. M…! (5)
(And The Late Night Comedianers!!!)
What they Could Not stand!
What they Would Not stand!
What Will Not Stand!
Is that this Media Creation; this Celebrity TV Star; this bloviating Billionaire; this Master of Infidelity and Lover Of ALL the Right Celebrities and Politicians…
Would. Turn. On. Them. Like. A. Dog!
And Be Against illegal immigrants; and terrorism; and Big Government; and abortion; and the Washington Swamp and turn against the intransigent terrorist Poobahs of the Arabs called Palestinians and favor the JOOOOS and the Jewish State of Israel!
Trumpago Delenda Est! (6)
And G-d Smote the Earth with the China Death Plague of Fear and Masks.
And so it was that Nancy of the Botox raised up from the Basement a Senior Senile Professional Politico and his Assistant Pro to Befuddle the Donald.
And the Storms of Elections Scoured the Land and the Donald was Dismayed.
And, yea did The Donald vent his wrath upon the People, for he believed that he had been cheated.
And then The Angels of Fools and Idiots stepped in to plead their case and thus it was and always will be that G-d will Lead the People On the Path They Wish to Travel and thus G-d Chooses Kings and Controls the Hearts of Kings.
And Slo Jo and his Vice Pro Became the Leaders of the Land and Decreed that ALL those who oppose them Must be Canceled.
And thus the Executive Orders were written.
And thus it was done.
And thus is America done….
For now… but! –
The sun will come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
‘Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You’re always a day away
Annie: https://youtu.be/iNJwNtR_9N0
(1) https://youtu.be/eXWhbUUE4ko (https://youtu.be/eXWhbUUE4ko)
(2) Sung to Old McDonald Had a Farm https://youtu.be/_6HzoUcx3eo (https://youtu.be/_6HzoUcx3eo)
(3) Sung to War is a Science from Pippin https://youtu.be/vEP9A_ZxGqs (https://youtu.be/vEP9A_ZxGqs)
(4) Sung to No No No I Don’t Smoke it No More https://youtu.be/lHJGUKwNCtk (https://youtu.be/lHJGUKwNCtk)
(5) Sung to Initials from Hair https://youtu.be/CJjh1ZXSG1U (https://youtu.be/CJjh1ZXSG1U)
(6) From Carthāgō dēlenda est (“Carthage must be destroyed”), a Latin oratorical phrase pronounced by Cato the Censor, a politician of the Roman Republic. Prior to the Third Punic War (149–146 BC) between Rome and Carthage, Cato is said to have used this as the conclusion to all his speeches to push for the war.
3 replies on “Trumpago Delenda Est”
Well done sir! A very interesting, extremely original and entertaining retelling of recent American history.
Might I humbly suggest the inclusion of the gender bending madness we face?
Hmmmm…. I’d have to think on it…. or he/she/them/ze/hu/huh?
Lol. It’s a headscratcher for sure. I’ll bet there’s enough subject matter for its own little ditty.
In the meantime, on another topic, people keep asking what we can do. I ran across this clip from the show “Becker” denouncing political correctness. Thought you might enjoy it. I sure did. It’s the attitude we should all take as we cancel cancel culture and put the oversensitive Twitter mobsters in their place…
https://youtu.be/-9WOyTh6YLE?t=880
We also need to realize that we’re in a fight with communists who want to destroy America. As the clip from “Becker” illustrates, they’re not interested in a solution. They’re interested in control. For example, they want to replace the police with their own stormtroopers when they “reimagine” policing, a word straight from Marxist critical theory and used by Obama all the time including within his tweet decrying the Daunte Wright shooting as yet another black man shot by police.
Thank you again for your original post. Very entertaining!