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Poe’s Law Strikes Again

Which is satire, this one or this one? [Ed. Note: The picture shown is not Nathan Poe, originator of Poe’s Law. It’s some other guy…]

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SpaceX Launch Techs Are Ready!

SpaceX launch technicians, wearing their distinctive jump suits sporting large numbers, say they’re rarin’ to go for today’s launch. Robin, tech #7, told this reporter, “We’ve stomped out all the bugs like helpless, little butterflies. We’re giving Bob and Doug our best!” The live feed of the launch is available here.

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That Was…Not Nominal

Yesterday, during a test of SpaceX’s Starship SN4, a leak developed which led to an explosion and the destruction of the test vehicle. There were no injuries. This test has nothing to do with today’s rescheduled Demo-2 Falcon manned launch, which is still on track to happen today (or tomorrow, if there’s more uncooperative weather). […]

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Seeking Relevance, Ex-Celebs Allow Governor to Use Them as COVID Masks

Former celebrities Chris Rock and Rosie Perez stood in front of New York governor Andrew Cuomo‘s face in place of actual, effective coronavirus masks as the governor sought to obscure his responsibility for thousands of deaths resulting from his ordering nursing homes to take in COVID-19 patients. Rock and Perez both made plaintive calls for […]

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You WON’T BELIEVE the Real Reason SpaceX Scrubbed!!!

It had nothing to do with the weather!

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The King Lightens the Load

This just in from His Right Royal Highness Andrew of the Kingdom of New York, who has just granted a new privilege to those thieving throngs of His slovenly, slobbering serfs who are criminally corrupted by conducting commerce. Using the Royal Singular™, as is Right and Good℠ He graciously growled: “We’re giving the store owners […]

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SpaceX Launch Today!

I’ve been watching the livestream since it came on at 12:15 EDT and just cannot keep from tearing up every few minutes. This is awesome! You can find the livestream here.

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World-Famous Anti-Lockdown Road Trip Delayed

The long-awaited road trip to protest continuing U.S. coronavirus lockdowns, originally set to begin on Wednesday, has been delayed due to the possibility that a dangerous weather system could develop over the state of Florida just when celebrated road-tripper Michael Piz would be about 1500 miles from home. “This road trip is world famous because […]

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…It’s “Who’s Going to Stop Me?”

I am in the process of planning a road trip from my home in eastern Pennsylvania to Florida, possibly as far as Key West. There are two main reasons for this, one boring to you, dear reader, and the other of more universal appeal and, I hope, less boring. The first is a need to […]

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Rule 34 Artists in Mass Suicide as Kim Yo-Jong Not Taking Over N Korea

That’s all. Just a headline.