It’s time.
We’re more than three weeks past election day yet the outcome is beyond clear. There has been an obvious winner since the evening of November 3. Some may claim that we don’t have a president-elect, that president-elect isn’t even a real thing, but it’s time we all bow to the inevitable.
The winner of the election is: Kanye West.
Now shut up and start dancin’.
4 replies on “I’m Calling the Election”
So, Michael, who do like better as First Lady:
Melania Trump or Kim Kardasshian?
And what would the Turks have to say about a lady of Armenian extraction making a State Visit?
It depends on what you’re going for, class or cheap entertainment value. If the former, Melania, no comparison. If the latter, well, there are many who would be better than Kim but she happens to be married to Kanye so it’d have to be her. But, for as much attention as I’ve paid the Kardashians (and it ain’t much), I always liked one of her sisters better. Can’t remember her name, though. The youngest, I think.
The Turks? Well, there’s this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJXxHi6RwQ
Thanks, Michael! I needed that.
Kanye? He’d be entertaining.
And he comes from a family more interesting, in a good way, than the Bidens.
That seems strange but I think it is true.
Allow me to be Bloody-Minded here.
Even Kanye has to wait for the Electoral College to confirm him, 40 days later.
Didn’t another people have to wait 40 of a longer unit of time to get to their Promised Land?