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She HAWT!

Barrett for SCOTUS! Because just look at her!

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Just… Wow.

I mean, I’ve seen satire and hit pieces on everybody but… wow. From the Genesius Times: Willie Brown says Kamala Harris will have no problem entering the presidency through the ‘back door’

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Newsvapor™ #1

For some time now, I’ve been marinating the idea of creating a series I’m going to call “Newsvapor,” where I take items from “regular” news sources and translate them into actual, fact-providing articles. This is the first in that series, exclusively here on BillWhittle.com: Here’s the entire extent of actual news that a USA Today […]

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The Moon Is in the Seventeenth House

In 1969, the 5th Dimension declared “the dawning of the age of Aquarius.” Harmony and understandingSympathy and trust aboundingNo more falsehoods or derisionsGolden living dreams of visionsMystic crystal revelationAnd the mind’s true liberation Fifty years later (well, 51, but 2 + 2 = 5 now so who’s counting?) we have reached the inevitable apex of […]

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Green Left X Shift to Portland Riot 382 Z Floyd Lookie…

…on TWO. Break! From The Babylon Bee: Madden Introduces ‘Throw Molotov’ Feature EA Sports has added former quarterback Colin Kaepernick to the latest release of its Madden NFL video game. Now with extra realism! It’s in the game!™

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News without the Bias?

I haven’t looked much at NewsNationNow.com, the new news outlet that wants to provide completely unbiased news, discussed by Our Intrepid Trio™ in a recent video. (I tried to say “new” and “news” more times in that sentence but failed.) However, I have found a different news source that comes awfully close to reaching that laudable […]

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Polls

“Other pollsters complain about declining response rates, but our poll showed that 96% of respondents would be ‘somewhat likely’ or ‘very likely’ to agree to answer a series of questions for a survey.” [From xkcd.]

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A Note of Appreciation

I just want to take a moment to say thank you to Bill, Scott, Steve, and all the members here at BillWhittle.com for creating this wonderful community. It’s the first time I’ve ever felt that I am free to offer what I truly think without fear of some kind of retribution. Disagreement and criticism I […]

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God Joins U.S. Protests

The Almighty God administration announced today that it has decided to join BLM and Antifa in their mostly peaceful protests by burning millions of acres of land in California. Heavenly spokesangel Gabriel said, at a press briefing on Monday, “The Lord has taken a look at cancel culture and decided that He doesn’t want to […]

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The Jokes Sing Themselves

If you haven’t seen the feel-good story of the weekend, this is what you missed: a BLMIFA rioter in Portland tossed a Molotov cocktail. When it landed & spread, as Molotov cocktails are wont to do, it set his feet on fire. Hilarity ensued. Well, video of the event now has a soundtrack. Steve Green, […]

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A Little Relief from the Madness

It’s been months since I’ve seen any politics-related humor. But today I found this. Enjoy.

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It’s Everywhere

Take a look at this Twitter thread. Not even right-wing commentary is reporting on more than the hottest of the hot spots. Rioting and both violence and the threat thereof are everywhere across the country, not just in the centers of the major cities. I’m armed and ready. Are you?

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Biden Said Blacks Are a Political Monolith. Is That Racist?

It’s nearly unanimous among conservative pundits that yes, Biden was racist when he said yesterday that blacks aren’t diverse in their political views (unlike Hispanics, he claimed). But was he? Meet the Hodge twins, comics and political commentators who say that he wasn’t. They’re black and on the right, something that, if you believe the […]

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Leftists Want All the Change

Start digging under your sofa cushions because the Dems are already coming after whatever scraps remain after they killed off all the jobs and businesses and drove their taxpayers out of their cities and states. Read this excellent analysis by Daniel Greenfield.

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A Revealing Slip

This is from a New York Times article. The article itself is about the recent government releases about UFOs (or AAVs, “Advanced Aerospace Vehicles,” as the defense department is calling them). However, it Freudian-slips something illuminating about that paper’s reporting practices: We’re often asked by well-meaning associates and readers, “Do you believe in U.F.O.s?” The […]