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Secret ACB Footage Revealed!

Hard-hitting news organization The Babylon Bee has uncovered never before seen footage of the Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Guy Curtis and Samantha Kurlak report.

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Full-On Postaganda

The Washington Post issued an article entitled “This summer’s Black Lives Matter protesters were overwhelmingly peaceful, our research finds” with the subtitle “Police and counterprotesters sometimes started violence.” The title fully summarizes the article. I’d say that they’re delusional except that it’s blatantly obvious that they’re deliberately propagandizing in favor of tearing the country apart. […]

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Money Is Life

[I’m posting this by request. It’s the polished form of an essay I wrote in June in response to someone’s claim that the rioting and looting beginning at the time were good and that it doesn’t matter if things are stolen and businesses are destroyed because the owners have insurance.] “Money is the root of […]

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Blitzer Mans Up, Pelosi Spits Down

Take a look at this video of Wolf Blitzer interviewing Nancy Pelosi. Believe it or not, he actually holds her feet to the fire about a COVID-19 relief bill, pressing over and over about why she’s refusing to talk to President Trump about getting a bill passed. And Pelosi is pissed. Fake smile shining in […]

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Jennifer Aniston to Play Hirohito in New Biopic

Following its controversial casting of Gal Godot as Cleopatra, Paramount Pictures announced today that it has landed Jennifer Aniston to star in Hiro!, the new biopic about Japanese Emperor Hirohito. Quentin Tarantino is slated to direct. Paramount vice president Blanca Whiteman announced the deal, while acknowledging the issues the studio faces after casting Godot. “We […]

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NFL Moves All Games to Final Week

The mass confusion over NFL games being rescheduled due to COVID-19 has led the league to come up with a comprehensive solution to the problem: rescheduling all 176 remaining games to week 17 of the 2020 season. “We’re making every week between now and then a bye week for everybody,” said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. […]

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ACB Reveals Her Hot Cases!

Amy Coney Barrett makes the cover of Jurist Magazine’s first ever swimsuit edition!

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The Perfect Movie for 2020

I will find a way to rig the lottery then use my millions to resurrect Regal Cinemas just to be able to see this in a theater.

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Palpatine Goes Trans

Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan has been holding the state in an iron grip since COVID-19 broke out. Her tyrannical abuses were overturned by Michigan’s supreme court yet she has openly declared that she will nonetheless continue to compel every detail of citizens’ lives. Here she is at a press conference today responding to the […]

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Veep Debate

Made it not quite half an hour into the debate and turned it off. Harris makes me want to vomit.

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Bill Whittle Now: A Review of Scott Ott

Today’s Bill Whittle Now about President Trump received a few comments about Scott Otto’s role in the series. In the videos, Scott plays the adversary, offering questions and perspectives from the liberal/left viewpoint, which Bill counters with his conservative perspective. Most of the time, the dialogue between the two is quite civil, with both representing […]

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It’s the Little Things

Play-by-play announcer Al Michaels led off tonight’s Sunday Night Football broadcast with, “Santa Clara county has compelled us to wear masks during the game, so that explains this.” He and commentator Chris Collinsworth are both wearing masks. So is sideline reporter Michelle Trafoya. It was obvious that Michaels and Collinsworth are not happy about the […]

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Antifa Gears Up

You guys ready for war? Or whatever TF this is? I know I’m terrified. No, really, I am. Just poppin’ my spleen scared. Honest.

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Confused about the Debate?

Couldn’t tell who won? Well,the first three headlines in my news feed might clear it up for you. Or not. (Not the stories, didn’t read ’em. Just the headlines.)

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Death Wish

[I just posted this to Facebook as a response to the first link below. It expands on what I wrote there about the second link. Which I posted first. Don’t be confused, just go with it.] They want us dead and they’re glad when we die. Another one. I think the time is very near where the […]